the-hatred-machine:
Tolkien fans: “Why didn’t they fly with the...

the-hatred-machine:
Tolkien fans: “Why didn’t they fly with the eagles to Mordor?”
Digimon fans: “Pokémon is better”
Dangan Ronpa fans: “So Gundam is basically Eridan…”
Touhou fans: “Were can I watch this anime?”
Half-Life fans: “Where do I download Half-Life 3?”
Warhammer fans: “Games Workshop stole from Blizzard, what a bunch of ripoffs”
Assassin’s Creed fans: “Who cares about Desmond and Altaïr, Ezio is really hot, I skipped right to AC2 to meet him”
Devil May Cry fans: “Who’s that white haired douche? The real Dante is my short haired sexy baby”
date of origin: 15th of april, 2013.