romano-is-crying: spamanos: xtremefangirling: Germany &...
Germany & Prussia working out.
i cANT FUCK IN BRE A THE OK JUS TLOOK AT THIS FUCKING SCENE THEY HAVE FUCKIN MATCHING OUTFITS AN DTHEY’RE LIFTING WEIGHTS IN THE FUCKING HALLWAY LIKE ‘YEAH THIS IS A NORMAL FUCKING BROTHERLY BONDING TIME’ AND PRUSSIA IS SO MUCH SHORTER THAN GERMANY AND LOOKS FUCKING WEAKE R BUT THEN GERMANY FUCKING TIRES OUT BEFORE HIM AND IM LAUGHIGN
ALSO GERMANY IS MORE WHITE THAN PRUSSIA
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT
Well, I don’t know about the whiter part, except maybe Prussia sunbathes in the nude, or something, while Germany dresses conservatively, except in summer, while running around in short-shorts with Italy, and asking to spray off Japan’s back with the hose.
The tired part, though: I know athletes are told not to have sex before a big game, because it makes their bodies weaker, so…
Maybe Germany is getting laid, and Prussia isn’t.
Ha. That, or Prussia is older, and therefore, more conditioned to strength-training.
And younger siblings are usually taller than older siblings…
date of origin: 2nd of may, 2013.