PETITION: Cast Justin Bieber as The Doctor!
Are you sick of ugly old dudes with funny accents playing the lead in Doctor Who?
Hollywood is going to make a big screen version of the classic sci-fi show and we think Justin Bieber would make a great Time Lord.
Sign our petition HERE, Beliebers!! <3I don’t even watch Doctor Who but oh my God were you dropped on your head as a child? I’m seriously laughing so hard.
ALRIGHT ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING.
First off, they are NOT ugly. Have you seen Chris Eccleston, David Tennant and Matt Smith? They are some of the most gorgeous human beings ever and they have a free ticket to get in me any time they want. Their accents are not funny - they’re sexy. Men with accents are almost always sexy.
Second, why would they cast Justin fucking Beiber? He’s, like, twelve for Gallifrey’s sake. He can’t even act. All he can do is attract water bottles to his head and sing like a girl. And he’s never even been involved with Doctor Who ever. HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.
I swear to God, everyone who signs this is killing the only remaining brain cells they have - if any at all.
I really hope someone is trolling right now
date of origin: 2011