My female bestie: *stops to buy tampons*
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My female bestie: *stops to buy tampons*
Male clerk: Ohhhh, it's that time of the month, eh?
Bestie: ...
Bestie: No, actually I'm a dude and I am buying these for your mom. Kinda sad I won't be able to screw her tonight but...you know how it is, right?
Old man in line behind her: I'm not current on all the lingo but I believe you've just been "burned," young man.
date of origin: 2013
Male clerk: Ohhhh, it's that time of the month, eh?
Bestie: ...
Bestie: No, actually I'm a dude and I am buying these for your mom. Kinda sad I won't be able to screw her tonight but...you know how it is, right?
Old man in line behind her: I'm not current on all the lingo but I believe you've just been "burned," young man.
date of origin: 2013