Me at Starbucks today:

amandabaldyga:

Barista 1: What’s your name?
Me: *tries so hard not to be Hamiltrash at this moment, yet fails*
Me: Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton.
Barista 1: *says under breath* oh no
Barista 1: *quickly scribbles down “Alexander Hamilton” on cup before anything else can go down*

5 minutes later

Barista 2: Coffee for the $10 founding father without a father, who got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter, by being a self-starter, by 14 was placed in charge of a trading charter
Me: *runs hysterically up to the barista to fangirl about Hamilton for the next few minutes*

Yea, today was a good day

date of origin: 2016