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there it is
the worst most despair inducing gif in the history of mankind.
#literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life
You think you own whatever post you land on
That Tumblr’s Just a dead thing you can claim
You think I’m an ignorant webcomic
And you’ve had so many episodes…
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don’t know?
You don’t know …
You think you own every post that you land on
That Tumblr’s just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every post and song and fandom
Has a soul, has a spirit, has a name
You think the only fandoms who are people
Are the fandoms who watch shows on BBC like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a Homestuck
You’ll learn things you never knew you never knew
Have you ever heard the group cry to the midnight update?
Or asked the quickest cosplayers why they cosplay??
Can you sing with all the fansongs in the wind?
Can you pap with all the concerned Hetalians?
Can you pap with all the concerned Hetalians…?
Come run the hidden plot twists of past updates
Come taste the sunsweet cakes of the Crockers
Come roll in all the irony all around you
And don’t worry, because Dad’s still on Derse
The trolls and the cherubs are my brothers
The nakodiles and the salamanders are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a Skaia that never ends
How high will John’s house grow?
If you cut it down, then you’ll never know
And you’ll never hear the group cry to the midnight update
For whether we are white or gray skinned
We need to sing with all the fansongs in the wind
We need to pap with all the concerned Hetalians.
You can own Tumblr and still
All you’ll own is Tumblr until
You can pap with the concerned Hetalians.guys go home
this is the best post
the internets over
date of origin: 2013