Dear Apple...
You have awakened a sleeping beast. Our war cry will ring throughout the world, an unending dirge for the girls and the weed we’ve lost.
We are Superwholock.
We are Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons.
We are Steven Universe.
We are Bee Shrek Test in the House.
We are Danganronpa.
We are the Hunger Games.
We are Karl Marx and Frederich Engels.
We are Lord of the Rings.
We are Undertale.
We are the Once-ler.
We are touching butts and buying pizza.
We are One Direction.
We are BTS.
We are Marvel.
We are Avatar: The Last Airbender.
We are Gravity Falls.
We are Free!
We are Ouran High School Host Club.
We are My Little Pony.
We are Dan and Phil.
We are Loki.
We are Spamton. We are IBS Warriors.
We are flower crowns.
We got the booty.
We are all of that, and much more.
We are Tumblr.
