A Brief Stunt Recap

trishdishes:

Louis: (Babygate)

Fandom: WTF is going on

Ziam: 5 years, Thanks Bro.

Fandom: (Distracted from Babygate) Awww.. yes our boys.

Lilo: Pinata-Gate

Fandom: WTF that is not okay

Zayn: I’m going solo!

Fandom: (Distracted from Pinatagate)

The Public: Wow look at the kid from One Direction shading his boyband history with #RealMusic

Simon: Zayn owes all of this to me, He’ll do great solo.

Zayn: Thank you Simon!

Zayn: (Staged Twitter spat with BenBaller, establishes cred, seeds Ziam, appease fans still irate over Pinatagate)

The Public: This kid dont take no shit. Respect.

Larries: (sees stylist photos) WE KNEW THEY SHARED A CLOSET! Let’s all hop online and talk about it.

OT4: Surprise! BRAND NEW SINGLE. LOOK HOW GROWN UP WE ARE.

1DHQ: Please ignore the fact that obviously we dropped this a full week ahead of plan for damage control.

Fandom: I’m on fire. (SPEND SPEND SPEND) How’s that for REAL MUSIC?!

Larries: ANTHEM BITCH.

The Public: Wow they kind of sound like Maroon 5? Im not really a One Direction fan, but this is a good tune.

(Song hits #1 in 82 countries in less than 12 hours, shattering records)

1DHQ:  Rolls in money, cackling.

ME: 

SOME PEOPLE GENUINELY THINK…. 

THIS ISN’T A STUNT.

date of origin: 31st of july, 2015.